Not only does this motherfucker have a crazy ass name, not only is he the creator of Flapjack (and a writer for Adventure Time AAAAND Powerpuff Girls), but the dude has one of the dopest beards I’ve ever seen in forever. FOR. FUCKING. EVER. Seriously, look at this shit:
Dear Thurop Van Orman,
I would like to thplop vmy lady organs against your naughty boy parts. Or against your mouth. Your choice, just as long as I can get close to that glorious bearded face of yours. PLZ AND THX DOOD.
LoOoOoOoOve,
Sabrina